Tech Rider. Are you for real?

I've been updating, reviewing and revising my roster's hospitality and technical riders.

I receive a response today from one of my artists requesting for these items:
A blow-up ostrich waiting in our hotel room.
The television equipped with a VHS player (not DVD!) with 11 episodes of Bonanza where Hoss and Little Joe get into fist fights in smokey saloons.
A bowl with 96 assorted gummy bears with all of the red giraffes carefully removed.
The bar refrigerator equipped with 6 and a half Yoplaits yogurts, flavor Key Lime. The half eaten one to be shared with the Dalai Lama
A private limo equipped with a hot tub with a 7lb bag of dandelion bath salts and 14 rose pedals.
A personal valet that will constantly tell us how wonderful we are in a German accent.
A team of faux paparazzi chasing us from place to place (outside the hotel room that is)

I'm going to go work on my German accent now.
This made my day. Thank you.